SF Usual Suspects

Ugh…More like Wholesome Street Fair

San Francisco is not the gayest city in America, according to the Advocate. “Ok, fine,” You say. “Maybe a guy accidentally bumped into another guy in Tulsa, throwing off the whole algorithm. Surely we’re top 3.” Nope. We’re 11th on the list: straighter than Pasadena, St. Louis, and Salt Lake City.

Before you get your knickers in a knot, it’s worth noting that one of the measures is (I’m not making this up) whether the Jonas Brothers held a concert in your city.

Pictured: Michelle Bachmann’s worst nightmare. Also, mine.

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