SF Usual Suspects

Hands Off!

We love our car! We just wish it was a little less explodey.So … your bike got stolen. (Sorry. I feel you.) And either you don’t know that the SFPD have collected it, or you haven’t claimed it for one reason or another. Well, rest assured that its happy little two-wheeled soul will be fully employed under a plan proposed by Supervisor John Avalos. Unclaimed bicycles will be used to give transportation options to poorer families who can’t afford them themselves. (Unclaimed AMC Pacers, on the other hand? Still scheduled to be heartlessly  crushed by large machines.)