SF Usual Suspects

Muni satisfaction survey results: Ummmmm – notsomuch.

Muni officials look for a silver lining in the latest results of their most recent ridership survey of the happitude and gruntledness of their patrons, given that it’s at its lowest level since 2001.  But, in fairness, we should point out that the satisfaction rate is MUCH higher than it was in 1863, when Muni suffered an average of more than three head-on donkey collisions each month, and an audit discovered that all Muni’s light rail vehicles were actually made of cardboard and poorly manufactured by drunken, out-of-work gold miners.  So there’s that.

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